girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.

Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.

by von groovy July 31, 2024

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

Icicle yeti cookie

"When I wake up in the morning I go to"- SHUT UP
a cookie from cookie run kingdom that is kinda meta in a frost team though and has A horrible theme song and also the main character of their special episode

N/A : I like icicle yeti cookie
Me: what
N/A : icicle yeti is just so-
Me: I HATE THE THEME SONG
N/A : I wasn't talking about the theme song I meant:
Me: ENOUGHHHHH

by Mr. Alli the girl and man December 12, 2023

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

toll house cookie

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.

Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024

Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024