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Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.
Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.
Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.
Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018
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*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!
by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022
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It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).
If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.
New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).
If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.
New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
Lora: Wow how’s Jack
Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?
Lora: Yeah?
Rose: lol.
Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?
Lora: Yeah?
Rose: lol.
by Superjuliam August 22, 2022
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