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Urban Dictionary Publishers 

A group of cunts that deny everything that folk try to create
Those fucking urban dictionary publishers didn't let me enter a new word

Urban Dictionary Loser

A guy/girl who puts their name or friends/lovers name and showers it with unironic compliments. Practically a simp or ego driven loser, but without revealing who they are. Since they know if people saw that they wrote the definition, they would be bullied by their peers.
Sophia: Do you know Lukas?
Fred: Yeah.
Sophia: He's an urban dictionary loser.
Fred: Wow he is a giant loser and I have the sudden need to bully him for the next 4 years.
Sophia: Agreed.
(Lukas at this moment just got rejected by his crush, because he tried to confess with a song using a kazoo)

Urban Dictionary Name 

Typically used by egotistical fucks that are so unoriginal they have to use their own name to talk about how they are the second coming of Christ and give the best hugs.
Dan:Did you see the definition of Urban Dictionary Name forDan on Urban Dictionary Tom?
Tom:Shut the fuck up Dan you posted that you egotistical retard.

urban dictionary plz 

plz plz urban dictionary PLLZZ LET ME DELETE MY OLD DEFINITOKNS THEY R SL CRINGE IVE CHANGED MY WAYS PLZZ URBAN DICTIONARY PLS
Crying shaking sobbing urban dictionary plz all I ask of u is that U just let me unpublish 1 little definition it only has 10 likes anyway it does not matter pls plz pls tjtthtjrkedkdkdhshswkwdkdhdhdjeeksl
urban dictionary plz by yovishi December 26, 2020

Urban Dictionary Anime 

When you see a bunch of anime ads on urban dictionary
What is with all these urban dictionary anime ads. I don't want to know about the cat/girl that lives with her boss

urban dictionary editors 

random people on urban dictionary who look over the thousands of definitions coming through daily, and subsequently pick the most common, repetitive, useless definitions to approve.

while the rest of us spend grueling hours racking our genius minds coming up with many eloquent, well explained definitions to uncommon and obscure words, these urban dictionary editors simply seem blind to even minuscule amounts of talent, ignoring all of our futile efforts.

many are left dismayed and irked by the utter incompetency of the majority of 'editors' on this site. i can only pray that the good editors (though few in number) will stumble upon my definitions and submit them for approval.
feeling like a karen, might get all bitchy and complain about the urban dictionary editors again

person 1: "urban dictionary is the best!"

person 2 (not published): "yeah, when the urban dictionary editors approve ur submissions."
person 3: don't be so petty.

hi urban dictionary editors, hope this non hate speech is meaningful