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Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis
I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
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top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.
Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
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Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.
by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011
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Top

The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.
"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"
by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024
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Dook Squad On Top

by Dook Member July 19, 2022
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mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear
OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg
by guccimatt August 27, 2018
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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