memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

Meat Potatos and Gravy

a person with such Pharyngeal fortitude, that is able to insert a man's full penis package into their mouth while still able to lick the anal area.

Michelle was so talented she was able to take Jerrys Meat Potatos and Gravy

by monkeyjibberjabber July 22, 2009

Tiny Meat Gang

A gang with small penises.

guy 1: A bro im thinking of joining a gang what gang should i join.
guy 2: you should join the Tiny Meat Gang.
guy 1: fagget why
guy 2: because you got some tiny meat.

by crazysonicmario August 29, 2017

red meat shits

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

by CountryGrlCnSurvive July 4, 2016

Double Meat Treat

The action of two nude, erect, males facing each other and placing their penis's side by side. At that point one of the two men grabs his and the other male's penis with one hand and
begins to masturbate them both.

The other day i walked in on Jake giving Javier a "Double Meat Treat". I then turned away and left the room.

by mad machine tweaker July 31, 2012

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

by noah p m September 28, 2018