Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.

Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks

by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024

Jesus (the guy with the note8)

Jesus is a mexican guy who almost got banned from the tomia.ly server and he also got a samsung note 8 that has a verizon rom which gives him nightmares, also Jesus Wants to Sue Verizon

He is also very gay

Jesus (the guy with the note8) hates verizon because his phone is locked

by Arandomtechguy July 13, 2022

Jesus

Joshua/Josh.

I am Jesus - I am Joshua/Josh.

by AuntyPunjab April 9, 2021

Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 3, 2021

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023

Hardbass Jesus

Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.

"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"

by Voltron132 January 24, 2022