Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.
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A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.
by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023
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person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that
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by Verbal randoms March 9, 2020
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