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Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013
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Kilauea Ass

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.
Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.
After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.
by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018
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Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.
Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.
by wingedhippo December 28, 2020
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Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.
Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.
by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015
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ass pizzazz

Her fake fox tail is some serious ass pizzazz.
by snewk December 19, 2014
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