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Poo

Ollie is a poo
by Poopooophead May 2, 2020
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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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butty poo

1. Coitus; sexual intercourse; the act of copulating.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.

From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
It was obvious to even the most casual observer that Kate Middleton and Prince William had long before their church-sanctioned marriage exchanged methane and enjoyed not a few instances of butty poo.

(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit December 30, 2012
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Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.
"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."
by momo_is_real_58484909 September 20, 2019
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joshy poo

Nevaeh Schroeder’s crush since 6th grade and has rejected 23 boys just for him and will wait for him forever to life to death<3. Nevaeh fell in love with him the first time she laid sight on him. she wish she told joshy poo everything
your joshy poo. Nevaeh likes you!!!
by Your.love November 20, 2021
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A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.
My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.
by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024
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Poo Coup

When after eating a meal, you immediately have to poop.

Your meal is forcing your poop out.
That was a great meal, and now I'm having a major poo coup.
by TorChula October 17, 2022
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