Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

fucking bum face

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering

Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face

by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

bum

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This bum fell asleep with the lights on :0

by Frankinyo November 27, 2021

Bum

Someone who has nothing going on in life

Oh yk mekhi?
yea bih i heard he a bum

by PERSON NAMED ANONYMOUS June 24, 2025

on the bum

Just relaxing, associated with homeless people with not much to do. A bit like a beach bum, hanging around in and out of bars.

I read the quote in a Jack Kerouac book, 'Piers Of The Homeless Night' 'And since I'm well and on the bum again & ain't got nothing else to do, but roam, long-faced, the real America....' and thought I'd check if there was a meaning on here but now I've read the section again I get what it means even more!

'Hey man, how's your day been?'

'well since I lost my job, I haven't had much to do. Been on the bum a lot'

by VillageWalls July 15, 2021

bum rump

An act of brotherly love involving two fraternity brothers seeking true brotherhood. One brother grabs hold of the other's bum and proceeds to "rump it".

Hey did you hear about the U of A SAEdogs?

Yeah I heard they switched their focus to bum rumping.

by Brotherhood and Philanthropy September 11, 2016