Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the braking the lawmug. The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-cousin-in-lawmug. Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.
I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.
by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023
Get the Gateway Lawmug. Great-great-great-grandchild's wife.
My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-great-great-granddaughter-in-lawmug. My 2C1R-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the 2C1R-in-lawmug. by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025
Get the Dog Lawmug. The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020
Get the Raymond's Lawmug.