beaver in law

When two chicks have shared the same dick

Hey I didn’t know you fucked him. That makes us beaver in laws.

by Her utr July 24, 2021

Bonco's Law

When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.

Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!

by yohan_blake69 January 10, 2019

Warhammer’s Law

WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.

So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!

by gishman May 24, 2020

Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.

" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "

by Ksmoke January 14, 2016

half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.

My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

run afowl of the law

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.

One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.

by QuacksO February 7, 2021

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021