scumbags who literally dont know the basics of overwatch so they only play the easiest hero in the game and get carried to top 500 and then when mercy gets nerfed drop back into bronze
Mercy One Trick: "Can I play Mercy please"
Mercy One Trick (2): "No she's the only hero I can play"
DPS/Tank Flex: "Oh fuck me"
Mercy One Trick (2): "No she's the only hero I can play"
DPS/Tank Flex: "Oh fuck me"
by Flyghts November 23, 2017

“The one that got away” is an ex who has an exalted place among your past loves. She is the one you focus about. This ex was a good person, your breakup didn't change your opinion about this. She's someone who deserves love in their lives, someone another person would be lucky to be with.
by _The Secret_ November 13, 2019

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

One of the best shows on tv with one of the hottest guys on tv!! a must see for any fans of The O.C. or Gilmore Girls
by jackie July 21, 2008

1. (adj.) refers to someone who runs everything.
2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.
2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.
1. "He does the hiring, he manages the money... its a one man show!"
2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."
2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."
by uniboi September 8, 2005

An exceptionally powerful and high quality type of cannabis. To be one hit shit, the bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
I have encountered the legendary one hit shit. My friend the weed dealer a lot of something called Jamaican AK. One night, three guys, he, and I smoked five or six bowls (I forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (I had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). I was very fucked up, let me tell you that. It would have been fun had I not also felt like shit (high temperature/heart beat).
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
by Ober May 28, 2004
