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Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.
After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.
by luedreamer November 29, 2025
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Facebook Laughing Emoji

A laughing reaction meant for funny posts. What Trump supports love to use.
Man, I hate when Trump supporters use the Facebook laughing emoji. They think everything is funny. Fuck those people. Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 1, 2025
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Facebook

person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.
by Space Racist March 8, 2023
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Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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Facebook sheep

People on Facebook who are clueless about how everything they have typed into a search engine, retail online, twitter, Facebook, email, and anything connected to a desktop computer, or a smartphone has been collected and used to cause to them to follow or send them ads or request donations.
Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!
by leftturn April 3, 2023
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My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.
Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
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Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes
Yup. You're getting Facebooked
by WordWhammer July 23, 2024
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