futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009

dick pulse

Similar to a cock throb, cock twitch, chubbie, or chubster, it's when a man's penis undergoes vasocongestion. It is the swelling of the penis by increased vascular blood flow and a localized increase in blood pressure. Typical causes include sexual arousal, strong emotions, allergic reactions, and dancing too fast. Dick pulses are funny but never talked about and I'm sure a few ladies have seen and appreciated a good dick pulse every now and then.

OMG did you see her legs? I think I just got a dick pulse." or "We're hitting the road to the Coachella Music Festival. I think I just got a dick pulse.

by gaypalmsprings March 1, 2011

Dick Sticker

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."

That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...

by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009

Dick Cheny

A man who likes getting fucked by devil goats.

"Oh jesus this devil goats dick in my ass really makes me feel like Dick Cheny!"

by Ihatedick October 9, 2009

Sprinkler Dick

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

Shelf Dick

When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.

I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.

"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."

Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"

Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."

by 352 Boys April 23, 2011