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Blue screen of death

A program that triggers when you are doing something important. It was implemented back in windows 1.0. It is the annoyance of many but no one can do anything.
(On a video chat) I love yo-AHHH A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH :(
by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020
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Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.
I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.
by JWW32 December 24, 2021
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death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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Death

Oooo... Yeah... In retrospect, that doesn't sound very good...
Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2023
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DEATH

Strong marijuana (originally heard first from G swerv)
Damn bro this death hitting!!!
by Blessed23 September 9, 2022
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social death

The alienation of certain people from society to the point of being forgotten, excluded or ignored in society.
The prejudice surrounding people who have different opinions exacts a social death than a real physical death.
by Word Madman April 12, 2022
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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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