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Dangle Your Dice

When you put your testicles over someones face or in their mouth.

For another example watch Tropic Thunder
Dude, did you dangle your dice on that girls face?

So when you say you love the pussy, were you really thinking about Lance dangling his dice on your forhead?
by Testicle 101 October 26, 2009
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calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014
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gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008
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blow your load

ejactulate
Fred saw a new BMW and he blew his load
by //* November 5, 2003
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tell it to your blog

This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.
Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: Tell it to your blog

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).
by teddyrux August 7, 2006
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Blowing your wad

Cumming, unloading, climaxing (from your cock)
Blowing your wad feels so damn good!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)
1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!
by Avnish May 18, 2008
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