Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

Wet Jilly

When a women is masturbating, then she takes her wet fingers and puts them in their partners ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

My girl was playing with herself when out of no where she gave me a Wet Jilly

by CutterLad April 24, 2025

Wet Drip

When your outfit is so fly that even an old man thinks it's cool

"Wow, that wet drip you have is so rad" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023

wet beer

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.

She loves wet beer.

by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

by June May 14, 2015

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.

"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"

by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011