Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

Australian meat grinder

A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.

Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.

by T-bone fluffy October 1, 2012

Tiny Meat Gang

A gang with small penises.

guy 1: A bro im thinking of joining a gang what gang should i join.
guy 2: you should join the Tiny Meat Gang.
guy 1: fagget why
guy 2: because you got some tiny meat.

by crazysonicmario August 29, 2017

Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

by noah p m September 28, 2018

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Double Meat Treat

The action of two nude, erect, males facing each other and placing their penis's side by side. At that point one of the two men grabs his and the other male's penis with one hand and
begins to masturbate them both.

The other day i walked in on Jake giving Javier a "Double Meat Treat". I then turned away and left the room.

by mad machine tweaker July 31, 2012

red meat shits

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

by CountryGrlCnSurvive July 4, 2016