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Poo-head

A poo-head is an adjective used to describe "an annoying person" someone you dislike for a certain reason
Hey, why did you steal my pump Alex? You're such a poo-head
by RentalWaffle January 28, 2020
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Tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).
Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.
by McKherj October 6, 2022
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Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.
"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."
by momo_is_real_58484909 September 20, 2019
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real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
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Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
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Poo Poo

Its brown.
Heya, i just dropped an absoloutely massive poo poo.
Thats the fourth time this hour, Mike.
by Zel101 October 9, 2022
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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