“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
by LGG000 October 20, 2019
Get the sibling lawmug. “Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
by kumicakes September 23, 2025
Get the Law of Cosinesmug. Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
Get the Jonagold lawmug. My steppibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the steppibling-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-nibling-in-lawmug. A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
Get the Barnum’s Lawmug. This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
by Heinkel November 25, 2017
Get the The Adamson Lawmug.