wound fuck

to penetrate a wound for pleasure

The stitches on her arm broke after john wound fucked her

by Helikopter October 1, 2006

for fucking ever

Fucking longer than forever.

I really need you tonight; forever's gonna start tonight; for fucking ever's gonna start tonight. - Fucking Total Eclipse of the Heart

by Anonymous December 13, 2004

sticky fuck

When a person looks nasty as fuck, as if they'd be sticky when you touch them.

Man, Kevin is a sticky fucker. I needed a shower after he hugged me.

by NefariousIntent July 29, 2016

sonic fuck

When you fuck her at the speed of sound

"He sonic fucked me hard in the ass i cried"

by HoodWiggaCoonFace April 5, 2015

flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.

Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.

"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"

by OvalToes January 5, 2020