Fart Municipal

The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.

"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022

Fart lung

Fart lung is a phrase used when somebody farts in a room with other people in the room and they inhale the fart

Person 1- farts, Person 2-dude your going to give me fart lung

by Justheretomakeapoint February 5, 2022

fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022

Goldfish farts

The act of getting high off goldfish dust

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday

by Wet mush February 26, 2022

Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?

Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar

by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022

fart rape

When you fart so hard you cause someone's genitals to turn inside out, which counts as rape under Missouri state law.

Ow! You just fart raped me with that last fart! You're lucky we're not in St. Louis, I'd call the cops on you.

by reltihfloda March 5, 2022