runescape

Due to the ultra addictive nation of this online game, I consider one of the luckier of the people who have played this game and have got addicted faster then a crackhead looking for his next fix. I have (for the most part) not fallen for Jagex's evil spell of getting people addicted to it and I have a normal social life. And i am currently passing all my classes in school.

Unfortunately my friend (who introduced me to the game) quit about 5 times and KEEPS COMING back.

I HIGHLY advise if u never played the game, don't start. Take it from a current player of the game

Need proof? Look at all the 36 pages for this word. I haven't read them all yet but almost all the definitions are mostly about how Jagex and their runescape has ruined their lives and has changed it forever.

So please, if 36 pages of definitions doesn't tell you something about runescape, then what the hell will?

Reggie(4 months ago): Man fuck Runescape, that shit was a good waste of 6,000 hours of my life.
Jorge: lol iight man ima still play

*4 months later*

Reggie: yo I just recovered my account....oh shit! I went up 10 levels in mining!!!
Jorge: knew you would come back
Reggie: yeah...this shit is as addictive as heroin.... damn you jagex!!!!!

by NaChOs1210 March 27, 2009

Runescape

A RPG game which sucks. The only way you could like the game is if you have a Boy/Girl Friend that is probably thirteen who is self-conscious about His/Her appearance and you actually think they look like what they look like in the game.

Boy1: Hey babe I see you flexing dem hot arms while you be woodcutting. Maybe you could come over to my house, I have a house you know, I have 99 Constructing Skill, see look at my cape! I'll fish you some Swordfish too.

Girl1: Hey I already got a boy toy, so you better be stepping of because he's got 99 strength and can whoop you.

Boy1: That's alright I got 99 Defense!

Boy2: Hey You Best be stepping off my woman or I'll send you back to Lumbridge!

Boy1: That's alright i got 75 Magic and can teleport back with my runes.

Boy2: Lets go n00b!
Boy1: Ok!

Random Boy: Runescape FTW!

by Fiesta Mix September 2, 2009

Runescape

Pretty much the opposite of fun. Fishing, combat, and woodcutting all play exactly the same, and all involve reading something in another tab until you stop hearing noises.

Why the fuck do you play Runescape?

by ihatemyselfandiwanttodie June 21, 2010

Rule 455

A general accepted rule about people on the internet being asses (455)

Mack:Dude this kid is flaming me cause he thinks he so tough sitting in a dark room with a computer in the safety of his home...
Vic:Well that's a Rule 455 right there.

by ShadowzB March 14, 2011

runescape

If you are determined to never have any life, and be a virgin all of your life I highly recommend it!

I ain't had pussy since pussy had me, but I can play the shit outta some runescape.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Rule 289

Garlic Bread is the most important Bae.
There should be no other foods before garlic bread
Garlic bread is the alpha and omega

Dude: Hey babe you want some garlic bread?
Girl: nah I hate that

Guy: get Out of my house right now rule 289
Girl: oh snap that’s the most important rule, I fail at life.

by GarlicAttack January 14, 2019

rule 234

If there is a username of a word you want, it will be taken.

Bro1:Hah! Bro I’m gonna make my username pussy
Bro2:ye that’s not gonna work
Bro1:what!?? You’re right! It didn’t work
Bro3:Rule 234!

by Rule 234 October 5, 2020