reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.

I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.

by QuacksO August 21, 2017

Reverse Anaconda

When you unhidge your anus to let free your bowels and regurgitate.

Dean preformed the reverse Anaconda to let lose his bowels.

by DictionaryExspander March 23, 2022

Reverse Camping

In a restaurant setting this is when a party is sat at a table by staff, but then the party delays ordering for excessively long periods of time, not related to waiting for others or any valid reason. Usually this is accompanied by the server's frequent check-ins to encourage them to place an order. Reverse campers are not malicious, but rather may be enveloped in conversation with company, or in less-frequent scenarios, may lack the social awareness to remedy their behavior.

This is in contrast with camping, which refers to a party either delaying paying the bill, or paying the bill and choosing to occupy the table for a long period afterward.

Server: "Man that couple over there sat down 30 minutes ago and still haven't opened their menus or ordered drinks."
Bartender: "Yeah, they're reverse camping."

by hammerofthorazine August 30, 2019

Reverse Cochran

When you’re playing Minecraft and your bros jam 2 Xbox controllers in your anus.

“Bro you can mine twice as fast if you do the reverse Cochran”

by Hubtard February 6, 2023

Reverse niggalitus

you appear black but ur actually white

i got what uncle ruckus got- reverse niggalitus

by zoe is awesome November 21, 2021

Reverse cock sucking

When someone has a cock coming out of their mouth

Person one: I like your nicolas cage underwear with a hole cut in the mouth. It looks like he is reverse cock sucking.

Person two: Thanks. I wanted to show off nicolas cage's reverse cock sucking lips.

by Anime shawty January 23, 2021

Brolin Reversion

A Brolin Reversion is when the older you get, the more chro-magnon you look. Mel Gibson suffers from this affliction.

Bro, your really showing signs of a Brolin Reversion with that head of yours.

by Trans testicle December 12, 2021