Virgin Necktie

When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie

“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”

by Zoso_Floyd December 13, 2020

Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

squirrel necklace

A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.

He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!

by Melachi Delian January 23, 2021

Pearl Necklace

Pearl necklaces or wearing a pearl necklace over regular clothes was a popular code/way for gay men in the club scene to identity “fisties” or other gay men who enjoyed being fisted, specially being at the receiving end of the sexual act. This is where many popular phrases such as “clutching my pearls” came from as this referenced the immense amount of pleasure felt by the fistie, while being fisted. Hence they would “clutch their pearls”. Different colors and sizes of pearls were used to represent specifics, as well as charms on the necklaces. The trend was popular in the underground gay club scene in the 70s and 80s but has since died out.

“Woah brads wearing a pearl necklace...I didn’t know he was a fistie!”

by Captainnoodles21 April 18, 2021

Belt-Necker

Someone, who believes humans are too incompetent to live without rules and believes that the more rules and laws there are in society the better things will be. Tend to be hypocritical and argue everything from an “empathetic” point of view. The name belt necker is there because it’s like they’re strangling someone with a belt with their controlling behavior.

“That belt-necker called the cops on his neighbor for not having their dog on a leash for the “benefit of the dogs and others “safety.”

by HUhGoa April 29, 2021

Golden Necklace

When the female is in doggy position with her head on the pillow and the alpha male decides to pee down her back. The urine travels down the spine & trickles off the neck to form a golden necklace.

"Aidan have you ever golden necklace'd somebody?"
"Yeah dawg, me and the hoe every summer."

by savagpls August 26, 2021

pain necklace

The scar or bruise around your neck that appears after someone chokes you.

John: Have you seen Rachel's pain necklace?
Tom: Yeah, I gave it to her.

by astronaut in eurovision October 29, 2021