My age mom

My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.

Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?

My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.

Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!

by Fox Meow April 4, 2019

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Ur mom kid

Mostly used against 9 year old children

9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid

by A crusaders September 11, 2020

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Ye mom gay

Your mother is very happy with her existence and life

Person “your moms gay”

You “ Thanks! She is happy, how gay is your mom”
Person “ ye mom gay means your mother is very happy”

by dabi is god April 30, 2022

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Circle Park Mom

An older aging fat ugly filthy nasty stinky hairy woman who provides sexual favors for free only to the black male prison population and is always waiting for their release at circle park so she can let her pussy loose on some big black prison cock!

A tip for all the school girls,if you don't graduate high school then you will become a circle park mom!!!

by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020

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My mom(Christie)

Not only is she a mom but she is my best friend.She’s always there for me no matter what and not because she is being a mom, it’s because she actually cares. I can’t talk to anyone else but her because she is a great listener.Christie (mom) has been through a lot and that makes her a hard worker, a great mother, a great friend, and in all a Strong individual. She always knows what’s wrong with me even when I try to hide everything. She’s my hero;mess with her, mess with me.bye!

My mom(Christie) is a strong and amazing individual who listens to her daughter and will always be there for her;she is a great best friend and their is no doubt about it

by Zoe Sanford November 30, 2018

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