squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

Milk Wives

When nagging house wives put out a bunch of useless information on the interwebs. Milking is the act of removing milk

Milking is the act of getting information out of someone even if it is not true. They are all annoying flooding threads on fb groups that are stuck on repate = Milk Wives

Annoying house wives Angela, Lindsey, Lilith, Meranda, Lexi,Sara are defined as "Milk Wives." Who only uses people, to put out false information online about the people they hate online. In various facebook groups because they are all obsessive with nothing nothing nice to say.

Defined

Milk Wife

Milk Wives
You're a Milk Wife

You're being a Milk Wife
There is too many Milk Wives on FB spamming groups

by Justin Wolfstar November 13, 2020

Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.

"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."

by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023

Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d

he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud

by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019

Milk on

To have a milk fueled bender. Milk enthusiasts often do this to show their devotion to milk.

Hey mate are we gonna milk on tonight or what

by Froffiemoose May 8, 2019

The milk man

My mom's black and white toy she puts in her spiecal spot

Me-"Nice toy mom"
Mom-"Fr he's the milk man"

by Chad also join discord.gg/dick August 8, 2022

milk prank

a prank involving milk whether in presence, taste, contents, resemblance, smell or any other means

dude my water tastes like milk,, that’s totally a “milk prank”
we’re gonna put milk in that guys shoes, he will never suspect this milk prank

by alligatorade May 28, 2022