blow job eyes

When a girl is sitting down and lustfully locking eyes with a guy standing above her. Similar to the eye contact made while giving head.

Guy: She's dtf. She gave me blow job eyes.

by freeyb October 28, 2011

a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.

Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again

by ricerose January 6, 2011

Italian Job Search

The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.

Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.

by bravesfan222 October 6, 2012

Ten pint job

A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)

That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by oball April 8, 2005

Alabama Boone Job

When a southern girl snorts coke off a guys dick

"I met this girl from Texas and she gave me an Alabama Boone Job"
"What's that"
"It's when she snorts coke off your dick"
"Bro that's gnarly"

by cristina11 April 26, 2017

Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

rim job

When a penis (substitution for a penis, ie: cucumber, dildo... hamster) is quickly placed into and out of the anus no further than the tip. Meant to sensualize

If you're a man and wants to experiment with dudes, without being considered a homosexual, just ask for a rim job.

by bosede tUs_05 April 13, 2005