Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

facebook angles

The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.

R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.

AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.

by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010

Facebook faithful

Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.

Im a born again Christian but i still party and shit. Im so Facebook faithful.sex,god,drugs,devil

by Brian Greenfield May 14, 2014

facebook stare

the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable

the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits

this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces

by nupey giga September 11, 2011

Facebook Foolie

A lame-o that relies on facebook memes and culture as a comedy source.

Yo dude, did you see h3h3's new video on more facebook foolies?

by geouxx July 10, 2018