Back ally blowjob

Someone with a scruffy beard that looks like they just gave a blowjob

Someone tell Christopher to stop giving back ally blowjobs I’ll give him 5$ if he needs it that bad

by Dizzle6303 December 25, 2022

Back-seat Driving

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.

"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

Back to the turing test

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?

Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Baby back bitch

Someone who is irrationally dramatic, bitches about anything and everything, overly sensitive and total diva.

Joshua was asked to do the dishes and proceeded to throw a fit and slam around the dishes and use all of the dish soap on one dish so he wouldn’t have to finish the rest of them. Joshua was being a baby back bitch.

by Auntie Diddles March 25, 2020

pinning their ears back

To have one’s ears pinned back means to be severely scolded or to be bested in an athletic contest, soundly. The idiom have one’s ears pinned back is an American phrase that came into use in the mid-1800s. Its origin is uncertain. Some say it is derived from the sport of wrestling and some say it is somehow linked to the emotional state of an animal with its ears pinned back, though both of these explanations seem rather dubious. It may be more likely that the phrase have one’s ears pinned back is related to some sort of physical punishment that has gone out of common use. Related terms are has one’s ears pinned back, had one’s ears pinned back and having one’s ears pinned back.

pinning their ears back "He's about to have his ears pinned back" Paul Drake, to Perry Mason from the TV series "Perry Mason"

by NTBC March 4, 2020

Back Am I

Usually used by someone with negative IQ and it should mean that that person is back to talk after doing some shit.

someone: stop with that and tell me the truth!
someone else: calm down, I'm just studying portuguese!

After 6 hours:
That second person: Back Am I

by opah :( May 18, 2020

Back slap and crack

A sexual position where the male gets onto the back of a naked female. The male will then slap the back of the female while sticking the hand into the anus, sometimes screaming "HORSE".

The Back Slap and Crack is a banned method of messaging.

by ISDBdefinitions June 10, 2020