George H. W. Bush

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.

This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.

by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025

bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.

Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush

by Alprazo November 11, 2017

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

bush dyke

a lesbian that doesn’t believe in shaving their pubes because they think it promotes pedoph*lia

she pulled down her pants and that’s when i could tell she was a whole ass bush dyke.

by bushdyke January 28, 2024

hog bush

Hog bush is when a male eats out a female with a big bush and oinks into her pussy.

Amy's pussy was so furry, I had to hog bush that snatch.

by the tea bagger April 14, 2014

Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 11, 2023