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boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
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Rainy Boner

For people who get too happy when it rains.
Its raing, Ichi must have a Rainy Boner right now.
by Wizardboii August 16, 2021
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BONER

Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy
BONER is the definition of my Jimmy
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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Rangers version; Demon Boners unite and they form into a Mega Demon Boner
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
by Capitan December 8, 2012
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Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.
I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.
by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025
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Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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