bastard balls

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"

"hey bastard balls fuck right off"

by mattgc November 21, 2006

All Balls

Shortened version of "All balls, no brain" meaning not much thought or consideration is put into an action before it is attempted.

Spectator: How do you do backflips off of that house?

Backflipper: You just got to go all balls into it, man. Don't think, just do.

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

by DSeanK May 21, 2017

old balls

an old man's balls

that man has his old balls in her mouth

by eli May 16, 2003

monkey balls

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .

Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls

by monicari June 24, 2007

cabbage balls

Sweaty, smelly, testicals, that resemble cabbage

After I was tailgating all dayt I had a nasty case of Cabbage balls

by t-plumer July 10, 2007

summer balls

The term given to any pair of testacles experiencing an unpleasant sensation of intense itchiness, which developed from extreme sweating of the scrotum that is due to high temperatures endured during the summer months of any given year.

I have a bad case of the summer balls.

by heybaby January 7, 2009