BUMWORM
Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed.
With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on.
Traits of the bumworm include;
Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition).
Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim)
Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone”
And of course, a sickly smell.
In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food.
In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.
Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed.
With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on.
Traits of the bumworm include;
Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition).
Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim)
Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone”
And of course, a sickly smell.
In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food.
In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.
How the fuck did that bum worm get in here
Did that bum worm just clean out our ashtray
Im about to put wasabi up that passed out bum worms nose
Fuck this, were putting a bag over the bum worms head
This couch stinks! was the bum worms sleeping here last night?
Bum worm took my last cone
Fuck its the bum worms! dont let them see you lets cross the road!
when did this place become a bum worm farm?
Did that bum worm just clean out our ashtray
Im about to put wasabi up that passed out bum worms nose
Fuck this, were putting a bag over the bum worms head
This couch stinks! was the bum worms sleeping here last night?
Bum worm took my last cone
Fuck its the bum worms! dont let them see you lets cross the road!
when did this place become a bum worm farm?
by Nainaitenten September 30, 2019
Get the Bum Wormmug. by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014
Get the bum googlemug. by Chunky anal July 1, 2022
Get the Chunky bum sexmug. Some one who sucks at life, dose not go to collage, makes good grades but smokes to much weed
Most bums have names like Tyler, Brice, Grayson, Eric, Jordan, mark, Ashton, and william
Most bums have names like Tyler, Brice, Grayson, Eric, Jordan, mark, Ashton, and william
by O lineman24 February 25, 2019
Get the Bummug. by Ginny mae cowley December 12, 2019
Get the Llamas bum cheeksmug. The time in one's life characterized by a lack of solid income. Common points in bum era include living with your parents and being a broke college kid. Living is cheap. Shopping is cheap. Hanging out is cheap. The value menu is everything.
Bum era no doubt sucks, but years later when you're past it you really develop an appreciation for where you were versus where you are now.
Bum era no doubt sucks, but years later when you're past it you really develop an appreciation for where you were versus where you are now.
Man, Taco Bell every night, buyin malt liquor, that really was bum era.
A bottle of 4 loko? Man I haven't had one of those since bum era.
A bottle of 4 loko? Man I haven't had one of those since bum era.
by SirFloof January 23, 2024
Get the bum eramug. by Franklin T. May 2, 2022
Get the Straight Run Bummug.