Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
by Agent Pebble February 04, 2016
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Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
by anoteatatime January 20, 2015
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Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that textureI think I just got an Art-boner!
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 05, 2022
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Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"
by WasabiWizard April 07, 2022
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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn
by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024
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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
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