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dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023
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bird

A person that does something stupid or unnecessary for attention.
He didn’t have to post that screenshot. He’s moving like a bird.
by the guy 22 October 24, 2022
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African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.
"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."
by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025
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bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You
"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"
by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022
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Birds

A small animal that works for the government and is spying on you, making sure it poops on you for a warning that its always watching
by That.Birb123 October 14, 2019
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bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.
I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.
by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021
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the bird

I want to add something to an otherwise perfect explanation which a pasted below:

The Bird
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 08, 2007
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What he forgot was that if the person in the middle (The Bird) is a male, the move can also be coined the Pterodactyl (awkwardly spelled). He also forgot to mention that this move is most often executed after a long night of partying, or at the end of an otherwise typical porno.

Your welcome,
"At the end of the flic Jasmin does The Bird"

"At the end of the flic Cody does The Pterodactyl"
by Also known as the Pterodactyl November 24, 2015
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