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ass pizzazz

Her fake fox tail is some serious ass pizzazz.
by snewk December 19, 2014
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Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING
There are a lot of smart ass in this class
by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014
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Ass Skin

What happens when your ass is sun burnt and it begins to peel. The skin that peels is known as "ass skin".
"Marissa's ass is burnt so she is peeling her ass skin"
by Brad1832 November 2, 2013
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Ass Meter

A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.
Stop picking on me - you are at about a 75 on the ass meter right now.
by JSlo November 20, 2013
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ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013
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Ass wipe

This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.
Hey, you fucking ass wipe!
I'm on my period ass wipe!
by Tenorsax chick December 1, 2013
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ass gnat

Some one who unbeknownst to them is hated by all due to their stupidity, constant ability to be conveniently where you are at any given time, overly available, lacking a personality, a douche, a duck, stage 5 clincher, desperation friends even shun this person. They are like an irritating shadow that just never knows when to go the Fuck home, or die off....even when invited blatantly to do so. This person sucks and is the ass of everyone's joke, the third unwanted wheel and destined to masturbate alone to the sci-fi channel with a pint of cherry Garcia ice cream in their parents house until they are over 40 years old. No one cares, notices or cries when this person dies, disappears or moves away....they celebrate, clap, and smile all day long when this happens. People try to set this person on fire or back over them with vehicles. People's moms are the only friend of an ass gnat. I don't know why but moms love that shit.
Caleb is such a fucking ass gnat, I couldn't get rid if him if I tried.
by Ihateyourfacedaily85 January 22, 2015
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