A small human-like creature that resides primarily in the sewers on Nelson BC, spends its time playing Fortnite and brawl stars with its little rat hands. Over the past 25 years the species has evolved to see in the darkness and to see better in the blue light of their phone screens. They are feral beings, so if you come across one be wary as it's always mating season for a Ryan.
I passed a Ryan on the way home and It almost bit me!
You look like a real Ryan today. Did you sleep well last night?
You look like a real Ryan today. Did you sleep well last night?
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Ryan is a man with dirty blonde almost brown hair and has gorgeous blue eyes that remind you of the ocean everytime you get lost in them. He has freckles covering his shoulders . He generally likes to spend hours getting lost in a video game or looking up guns online. He also has a passion for survival items. He likes to lay and watch action movies on Netflix or gaming videos on YouTube. He is extremely tall and has an amazing body. you'll always catch him in pants and a vans shirt if he isn't in a work uniform. He tends to bottle up his emotions until he explodes. He is easily annoyed at times. But he always means well. He will speak his mind especially in an argument. But he is also very caring and extremely sweet. He will be there for you No matter What even if you do mess up a bunch. He never really gives up. He is patient and kind. If you ever ask him to pick something he won't, or will say what he thinks you want to hear which isn't always bad but can be annoying. He also likes hairless cats and his beagle. Ryan also has a passion for his Ruckus. Ryan always gets work does and rarely complains . but when he does complain about something you'll hear it about 50 times days. He has an obsession with soda and slim jims, green onions, and shrimp fried rice. But ryan is the best man you could ever have in your life. He is perfect . Any woman would be lucky to have Ryan and any woman who has left him in the past is an idiot. Ryan is a one of a kind dream come true.
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