Egg pie

An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.

That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.

by nflfanatic4life March 24, 2023

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Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus

“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”

by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022

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Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 03, 2016

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Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

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Pichael Pie

The state of a vagina after a woman participates in necrophilia with a dead male's tallywacker

Ted: Hey did you hear that I have a date with Susan this weekend
Keith: Bro, don't do it. I heard that she has a gnarly Pichael Pie after attending Jeremy's funeral yesterday.

by Futurexxxstepdad January 07, 2018

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