Ben

Ben is the quietest person you will ever meet, but on the inside he is the most dirty minded little rat mouse (don't confuse with mouse rat from parks and rec) He always turns so red almost purple and tries really hard not to laugh. he is soooo good at math though give him that calci and he'll do amazing things.

Jeramiya: Hey did you see ben won that crazy math award
Shaniqua: I know right you should have seen the things he was typing on it though
Jeramiya: what

Shaniqua: ill give u a hint an 8 and a bunch of equals signs and a 6 and a 9

by lisa1231 May 6, 2019

ben

a hot sexy fella’ that is amazing with kids. plays guitar and has an amazing personality. really sweet and caring for those around him. you’ll fall for him really quick and will never stop

p1: look at him with his guitar. i wanna be his friend
p2: what a ben

by phagmuffins July 7, 2022

Ben Dover

Litteraly any immature 6th grader’s Kahootname.

Teacher: Class we are going to be having a Kahoot. Sign in now.

James: *types Ben Dover as name*
Teacher: Who’s Ben Dover?

by Dead shot 82 May 25, 2020

The Adventures of Ben and Shane

a popular underground comic- writen by Ben Williams and Shane Roe, and illustrated by Ben williams, it is a book about the adventures of two pirates metioned in the title, the autors are currently working on more books to the series.

also see:
pirates
strawberryham jam

Jeffrey read his favorite book, The Adventures of Ben and Shane.

by Jeffrey Mullet March 25, 2007

Ben

Sexual predator, will sell you drugs, The type of guy who would completely miss the toilet.

Guy: ah shit there is piss all over the floor
Other Guy: it was Ben

Guy: how do you know
Other Guy: B E N

Other example:
Question: what is 2+2
Ben: Yes

by E A T November 5, 2019

dirty ben

the action of performing anal sex with your girlfriends mother and proceeding to open a tin of baked beans and pouring them down her vagina like an erupting volcano, and then after you pour the sizzling hot baked beans you open a can of coke zero and pour it on your penis and pretending your spunking out ancient water from mount tunisia all over her already soaked in baked beans lava face

yeah bro last night i gave a dirty ben to james mums friends (there were 14 of them)

by kile butler January 21, 2025

Ben

Short as fuck but getting mad cock

Ben is bitch

by Ffhdddtysea September 25, 2021