T-shirt beer mat

The wet mark that appears on your t shirt when holding the side of a cold beer accidentally against it while chatting to mates, also often occurs while watching sport

Jim: Mate you've been holding ure beer against ure shirt & it's all wet
Bob: Ah, yet another t-shirt beer mat!

by aStar8 September 21, 2009

Oh Sh#t Bar

The bar a passenger in a vehicle grabs and yells OH SH#T when the driver is goin mad crazy.

I'm Glad this truck has Oh sh#t bars, or when you made that turn, I'd be in your lap!

by RedFrog65 October 24, 2009

T mutha fuckin j

Fucking people with a rake.

Cover your anus it's t mutha fuckin j

by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013

T-Spoon

see Tolbert.

by Lil' C July 14, 2003

T-Dot-o-Dot

Another slang term for Toronto (as opposed to T-dot).

Toronto = T.O. = T-Dot-o-Dot.

See? It pronounces all four characters in T.O.

by Elmer April 9, 2005

T-R-A-M-P

A game closely assosiated with H-O-R-S-E. This game is played on a trampoline.

"lets go play some T-R-A-M-P"

" I beat him T-R to T-R-A-M-P"

by kgticket21 March 1, 2010

wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.

Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.

by Goatlick April 26, 2003