Zangmu

A pretty fucking cool girl who can be scary sometimes but in the end, she is very kind and sweet. You need to watch out to not accidentally offend her or you're fucking screwed because she will bitch slap your face off. She's also super sexy but doesn't know it because no one will tell her because they are all too scared to talk to her.

Anybody: I wish I could be Zangmu, she's so cool.
Zangmu: Shut the fuck up

by lordofthetots April 28, 2022

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Zang

A word used to describe extreme shock

Zang he's going for the ace

by Jacquis the unwise May 2, 2022

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Zanglavo

Zanglavo is a small country located just above Greece. So small in fact, that they didn't even bother putting it on maps or globes. A small amount of people have actually heard of it, but it's worth knowing the backstory of this beautiful country. In 1824 a war struck between Zanglavo and Canada. A war that approximately lasted nearly a year. This led to Zanglavo and Canada being enemies even to this day. If you are Canadian in the country of Zanglavo, it's common for you to experience racism and the same goes for a Zanglavians in Canada. Zanglavo is not only a small sized country, but is also small when it comes to residents. As of now, Zanglavo only has about 3,405 residents. However if you were to ask most of them, they would deny that they're from Zanglavo because of the common racism this country gets. Only three people worldwide are known to be openly Zanglavian. However, besides Canadians, this country is known for being very accepting towards everyone. There is no death penalty, imprisonment, conversion therapy or legal hate crimming towards the LGBTQ+ community. The colors of the Zanglavian flag are purple, green and blue with the symbol of a rock in the middle. A beautiful country to visit on honeymoons or even just taking a trip with your friends and family. (Yes this is a made-up country and/of inside joke)

Person 1: Have you heard of the country Zanglavo?
Person 2: No I haven't. What about it?
Person 1: Aw dude you totally should. It's a beautiful country.

by AndyAndTheSoup May 30, 2022

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