windows update

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?
by The man October 19, 2001
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Windows ME

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
by Dark Prime March 14, 2005
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windows me

A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.
Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.
by weliketopartyinmypants April 14, 2006
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Windows minute

A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.

Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
I'll be there in a windows minute.
Translation: I'll be there sooner or later, perhaps.
by LankAsif February 13, 2010
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Windows 10

I'm sorry to have to tell you this ... you have Windows 10.
by CancerOS November 04, 2016
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Window Fogger

A love made with such intensity and energy (usually in a car) that all the windows around get fogged up and everyone can see that some hardcore lovemaking must be going down.
I'll never make a window fogger with my girl if I can only last a few seconds in sex.
by For Shizil My Nizil December 22, 2006
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Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
by Dr Steve Stevey July 22, 2013
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