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Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.
Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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Cider whale

A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.
Hey Janari, look at that cider whale who got stuck in her chair!
by poreet September 22, 2019
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The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.
Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!
by The OG Jesus January 9, 2017
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Whale War

Two or more oversized white women fighting it out
"Dude, you see that fight?"
"Nah man"
"Oh dude, you missed a total whale war!"
by georgiahomeboy113 December 26, 2008
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Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 20, 2020
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Whalen on a penny

Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008
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Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.
by americanaidan November 25, 2010
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