Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

wake-n-vape

Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.

I wake-n-vape every morning since I stopped smoking cigarettes

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

A Wake up Eggman

A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during

I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it

by Zelos9 May 18, 2019

Wake me off

The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.

Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.

Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.

by Sav313 March 20, 2016

African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.

Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up

by BFOR July 11, 2020

Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019

Wake up filthy

The producer f1lthy's tag, commonly heard in some of Playboi Carti's songs.

"Wake up filthy"
"Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a cutter, yeah, sippin' on Wock'"

by Call911ForRobux July 10, 2023