Weddington Middle School

This a place where 90% are really nice to you, including the teachers. The teachers are the best in the county (Union County,NC) Also, the girls are really nice. Their football teams and wrestling team are trash, however.

Is that Weddington Middle School? Nice!

by WR44 November 12, 2018

Wedding Ring

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

by Freddie February 21, 2005

wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

by Sunyshine September 14, 2019

bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.

girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"

by reinrag6 December 24, 2009

Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

by OhCocoa May 22, 2011

waddington

a long version of the word dickwad, but much, much better.

"That Foalmate, he's a right waddington"

by Billie123 June 27, 2008

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008