the whitey man 

A term used for when somebody that looks like their going to be sick or has been sick from smoking too much weed.

"I felt the whitey man comming for me"

"The whitey man got Billy yesterday"

the whitey man by Hakka March 11, 2005

whitey tighty 

White briefs, sometimes including brown stains, also known as skid marks. Some famous manly men that wear whitey tighties include:
-Vegeta
-Vin Diesel
-Billy Ray Cyrus
-That mouse in the nutcracker

The term "tighty whitey" is not only incorrect but inferior. Whitey tighty is the proper term for white briefs.

Damn, look at those whitey tightys on Piccolo's head!

Oops, I spilled some pop on the carpet. Use my whitey tightys to mop it up.

What kind of moron thinks that tighty whiteys are actually whitey tightys.

whitey tighty by xxxNarutoxxx May 16, 2009

guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter

Politically Liberal, a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is often beyond liberal and nearly to the point of irrationality.

Typically the guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter believes that a free ride can be provided to everyone, regardless of their motivation to work, create, innovate or to even wipe their own ass without help from the government.

Usually these guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters love to "Help the poor" but always using resources obtained from others. Statistically proven to give less of their own income to charity than the average conservative

Often white, often college educated and usually feels a misplaced sense of guilt at their own existence. Normally dislikes the United States or any other place/people associated with freedom of thought, free markets or that horrid capitalistic system established in the Western World.

Ted Kennedy is certainly a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Another for sure guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is Al Gore the former Vice Presidential candidate for the political party full of guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters
Leonardo DiCaprio is a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Hillary Clinton (See also - opportunist or parasite )
Barbara Striesand
Michael Moore (see also - obese or liar
Jimmy Carter (see also - clinically insane or moron

guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter by Lloyd Barnhill June 10, 2007

whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

whitey tightys by Guido1 March 4, 2008

Taking whitey down to brown town 

The act of administering anal sex

I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

Taking whitey down to brown town by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011

Whitey 

'pull a whitey'- can't take the drink/drugs, goes pale, stops talking, runs to the toilet to talk on the great white telephone

look at horatio, he appears to be pulling a whitey

Whitey by Douglas, Duke of Douglas-Douglas September 23, 2003

Whitey FurGushOn 

When a Male pulls out after Climax an gives one, or more, of his partners a Milk Mustache. aka,The Colonel Sanders

After a long hard session Doggy Style, nothing beats the refreshing feeling of a good Whitey FurGushOn

Whitey FurGushOn by Willy Cochran May 10, 2008