more_vert

the more_vert is only a small part of an alien army of verts coming to destroy us. it is a high general and has been sent to infiltrate our technology. if you see it on a screen your computer has been corrupted by the verts. if you see people use it they have also been corrupted by the verts. thankfully the more_vert is the only vert currently on earth the rest are on another planet. the verts plan to take over nasa so they can take over other planets because their ship broke. the extra_vert is an idiot and broke their ship. beware the verts. their leader is

friend: hey i did something on my screen and now it says 'more_vert' what should i do?
you: HOLY FUCK GET AWAY YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN OVERTAKEN BY ALIENS
you: *smashes computer*

by some-fucker January 12, 2021

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

Vertigo

Vertigho is a psychoactive drug that makes one feel "all floaty". It is not safe to drive under the influence of this drug. When taken in large doses it can greatly damage the anterior cingulate area in the thalamus region of the brain. This causes one's brain to be fooled into thinking that one is in extreme pain.

News reporter:"Thea Queen was found last night. She totaled her car. Police suspect that she was driving under the influence of Vertigo, a drug that has become a big problem in the Starling City glades."

by bassgurl April 30, 2015

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

Lil Uzi Vert

A shitty rapper who is apparently going to hell, along with all of his fans. The reason for this may be for forcing his terrible music on the public, because of this he will burn in the lake of fire, along with his brain-dead fans.

Lil Uzi Vert: I'm going to hell, and since none of yall have been carried up outta here, obviously yall coming with me.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 17, 2022

vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

vert

short for convertible.

or

to go vertical.

or

a type of skateboard ramp that launches you vertically.

i drove my vert up a vert and it went totally vert dude.

by MrDude_1 April 4, 2004