vegan phobia

Lmao dis isn’t a real word this is just something that vegan teacher made up

Vegan phobia means blah blah blah

by Ghhdhedj March 30, 2021

casual vegan

someone who wants to be vegan. they support veganism and would like to be vegan if they weren’t wimps. if there is a vegan option on a menu that they like, they will choose that, but when there’s no other option, they will cave in and have some decaying animal flesh.

-if you’re a vegan, why are you eating meat?
i’m a casual vegan

-i’m a casual vegan, a vegan with cheat days.

-i’m a casual vegan. don’t bother me while i eat my chicken sandwich!

by veggy froot January 6, 2019

Vegan cookies

Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.

Non-vegan: These vegan cookies are freaking awesome!

by allyg8tor September 8, 2007

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

california vegan

Where you just eat normal food but vegan: Vegan sushi, vegan burritos, vegan lasagna, etc etc

James said he ate healthy but turns out he was just another California vegan

by sephjo June 21, 2022

Vegan Junks

1. Random dude doing stuff

2. Creative fothermucker with a dirty mind and a old soul in a black bag of bones. He makes music, graffiti, fashion design, rides skateboarder too.

Person 1: Do you know who the coolest human on earth is?
Person 2: Vegan Junks, that’s fax btw
Person 1: Oh fuck, that Nigga Vegan Junks is a fucking god in human body
Person 2: He’s awesome 👏🏾

by Big Dawg from tha Junkyard March 11, 2023

Vegan Blowjob

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019